Curate’s Egg Caramels

I’ve had one of those rare weeks when I’m fed up of cake.  I’m also fed up of biscuits. Fed up to the extent that I put half a packet of Christmas shortbread out for the birds.  A very rare week indeed.

I didn’t want cake and I didn’t want biscuits so I decided to give sweets a go.  I thought I’d try caramels from Edd Kimber’s Patisserie Made Simple, I thought I should make something from the book, given that I never quite managed the beautiful rose, raspberry and lychee cake.    The recipe is really short (three paragraphs) so caramel making must be a doddle, right?

The first step was to grease and line a 23×13 loaf tin with baking parchment or foil, and grease it again.  I used foil.  Tesco never has baking parchment and I’m not too sure whether the greasproof paper that it does have can be used where the recipe says parchment.

The next steps were to melt caster sugar in a medium pan and warm cream in a small pan.  I’m sure I’ve griped about this before, but how big is a medium pan and how small is a small pan?  I never know whether my small pans are too big, or my medium pans are, really, large pans.  Anyway, as per the recipe, I heated caster sugar in one of my medium pans and put some double cream over a low heat in one of my small ones.

The caster sugar has to be heated until it is a dark copper-caramel colour and it must not be stirred.  I had a bit of trouble here, since the sugar at the bottom of the pan turned coppery before the sugar at the top even started to melt.  Since no stirring was allowed I started to swirl until everything was dark.  Once all the sugar was coppery I gave the warm cream a quick stir (to get rid of the skin that I hadn’t noticed forming on the surface), took the sugar off the heat and carefully poured half of the cream into the sugar.  The effect was pretty volcanic.  Once the fizzing had stopped, I poured in the rest of the cream and added cubed butter and sea salt.  Could I stir it now?  I wasn’t sure.  The recipe didn’t say I could, but it didn’t say I couldn’t either.  I dabbled about a bit with a wooden spoon.  A bit more than a swirl, but not quite a stir.

I put the pan back onto the heat and put my thermometer in.  I’ve upgraded from my sugar thermometer to one of those whizzy electric ones that bleep when you hit the right temperature.  It was set at 122°C and, as soon as the bleep went, I poured the mixture into my tin and left it to set.  Then, with the choice of several heat-proof surfaces to put it on, I chose the kitchen table and peeled off the top layer of paint.  I moved the tin to somewhere a bit more suitable and left the caramel to set.  It looked OK.  It was a bit darker than Edd Kimber’s perfect slab, and it did have a big bubble in the middle, but otherwise, I was pretty pleased.

When the pan had cooled a bit, I did scrape some of the mixture off the bottom to try.  It tasted OK.  I doused the pan in Cilit Bang Grease & Sparkle Turbo Foam and tried to forget about it. I hope it’s going to survive.

I left the caramel to set for around five hours.  The recipe suggests leaving at least four.  It wasn’t set after five hours and it didn’t look like it was going to.  I put the tin into the fridge for a while to firm up so that I could cut it into pieces.

These are what I ended up with (well, there were a few more, but they’d gone before I got around to taking the picture).

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Something was definitely wrong with them.  They were too soft to hold their shape out of the fridge, and there were hard bits and crunchy bits that just shouldn’t have been there. There was also the slightest hint of a burnt taste about some of them.

I think I should have swirled more at the beginning, stirred more when I added the butter and salt and let the mixture get a tiny bit hotter before pouring it into the tin.  That said, if these are the result of so many mistakes, then I can’t imagine how delicious caramels with no mistakes would be.

Calling them curate’s egg caramels doesn’t really do them justice because, even the parts that weren’t good tasted great.  They were like a salty version of Thornton’s Special Toffee that doesn’t yank your fillings out – which can only be a good thing. I Can’t wait to have another go at these if my pan survives.


4 thoughts on “Curate’s Egg Caramels

  1. musingsondinner

    Definitely swirl the pan – and also, if you’re seeing lots of sugar crystals on the side of the pan, dip a pastry brush in some water and and gently brush them downwards. Any undissolved bits of sugar will make caramel crystallise – it sounds like you had a bit going on – and swirling to ensure everything dissolves evenly and brushing the pan down will help.

    I love caramel. I always make it very dark, and people comment on it. I’m sure I would have liked the bitter edge!

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